Word of the Day…

February 13th, 2017|

Anyone who knows me will appreciate my love of words. I have an unquenchable thirst for adding impressive new additions to my arsenal. If you haven't heard me try to shoe-horn 'tintinnabulation' into a sentence [...]

Holidays are Coming…

December 1st, 2016|

What an unbelievable week it's been - for all the wrong reasons. When it rains it pours and there's been a literal monsoon in my dungeon. A burst pipe from above has thrown everything into [...]

La Cage ou La Plage?

July 10th, 2016|

It might come as no surprise to my admirers that I don’t enjoy public transport. Really what’s to love, especially in the sticky summer months. Sadly though my Ferrari 250GTO is currently enjoying a Vantablack [...]

Aural Pleasures…

March 3rd, 2016|

‘There’s good news, and there’s bad news,’ I informed my slave one evening last week. He looked up at me with an expression of equal fear and delight. ‘Well the good news is that my [...]

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