Miami Vice and All Things Nice

September 9th, 2016|

So it's goodbye summer. And hello bright new term and all the exciting possibilities it brings...namely a refreshed regime of discipline and punishment, and a wardrobe bursting with new boots. And leather. And latex. And [...]

La Cage ou La Plage?

July 10th, 2016|

It might come as no surprise to my admirers that I don’t enjoy public transport. Really what’s to love, especially in the sticky summer months. Sadly though my Ferrari 250GTO is currently enjoying a Vantablack [...]

Welcome to My NEW Wonderland…

May 31st, 2016|

So I've just had a knock on my dungeon door from the RSPB. I assumed they might wish to present me with an award for my extensive contributions to Ornithology (the greater spotted small-cock especially). [...]

Aural Pleasures…

March 3rd, 2016|

‘There’s good news, and there’s bad news,’ I informed my slave one evening last week. He looked up at me with an expression of equal fear and delight. ‘Well the good news is that my [...]

Oh What a Wicked Web We Weave…

February 24th, 2016|

Hello 2016, and a rather belated welcome. It’s a good job I’m an expert at strutting in 8 Inch heels as I’ve seriously hit the ground running this year. I can’t complain as it’s involved [...]

Have an Obscene Halloween!

October 28th, 2015|

Alice Malice Productions cordially invites you to the red-carpet premiere of my first fetish feature film. Hitting the big-screens this Halloween, it will terrify and titillate in equal measures. The tale of a Lucifer in [...]

If You’ve Got It, Haunt It….

October 26th, 2015|

And so the winter is upon us. Leaves line the pavements and the sun has gone all shy. Whilst putting my clock back yesterday, I was tempted to rewind it all the way to September. [...]

Sole searching at the V&A

August 5th, 2015|

It seems to me there's very little left to say about the link between shoes and sex. The power and allure of the sky-high stiletto is a well-trodden (and trampled) path indeed; their potency is [...]

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