You find yourself trapped, desperate, and dribbling…and no I’m not referring to Lockdown.  Now listen up, remove yourself from the current nightmare and immerse yourself in the erotic allure of my Wonderland.  You’re at the mercy of my latex-clad curves and my sadistic mind as I taunt and tease every inch of your helpless form. No matter which way you writhe and struggle, something pulls and pulsates deep inside you.  All you can do is bite down on your ball-gag as the waves of agony and ecstasy engulf you, my laughter echoing through your ears.

Oh yes, the anal hook truly has me hooked.  It has to be one of my all-time favourite torture tools and one of my preferred ways of reducing my slaves to a proverbial fish flailing on my line. So if you’ve ever had the privilege of visiting me, and assuming you’re open to acts of impalement then you’ll have intimate knowledge of this devious little darling.  Perhaps you’ll recollect my bright smile as I watch it disappear inside you before weaving my web of bondage around this shimmering centre-piece.

I find them fascinating, challenging, erotic and inspiring all at once, which is no doubt why they’re often at the beating heart of my predicament bondage and my heart in general.  As I’ve recently had more than a few emails asking about my favourite toy, I thought I would address this matter right here, right now.

The origins of this specific tool are far from clear, as is the Master/Mistress-mind behind it.  In the absence of the ‘Big Bad Ass Hook Biography’ (quarantine writing project anyone?)…they’re often attributed to the torture devices of the Medieval times.  It’s all somewhat vague and gory though…nothing like the erotic art-form I know and love.

So instead, let’s start with the undeniable power of aesthetics – the smooth steel curve glints in the light like a gleaming sadistic smile. The shiny ball on the end is the cherry on the kink cake.  Its simplicity lures me in, its enigmatic appearance keeps me there.  The minimalist design means that to the untrained eye, it’s a somewhat inexplicable implement which wouldn’t look out of place in a white-washed art gallery or the shelf of a glamorous aunt.

Whilst it has form, it most definitely has function too.  As its name would suggest, it’s basically a metal butt plug with an agonising incentive. Whilst the ball is working its magic inside you, the eye of the hook can be threaded with rope which is then attached (with a sadistic tug) to your collar, cuffs….a moving car.

Anal hooks are great for beginners because their proportions aren’t so challenging.  And great for experienced sluts as whilst they have obvious demands all of their own, they can also pave the way for bigger, and more fulfilling toys.

Anal Hook, Line and Sinker

Like all the best toys, anal hooks can swing between pleasure and pain or even summon both simultaneously.  The cold, hard steel is most unforgiving. Rather than adjusting to your body shape and surrendering to your movements, the rigid hook forces you to stay as still as you can….or face the consequences.  It truly shows no mercy.  And this is exactly where my devilish and deviant predicament bondage comes in.

So whether you’re stretched up on tiptoes (courtesy of your clamped nipples) or entwined in a merciless hogtie, the addition of an anal hook enhances everything. Your range of movement is already limited to the Dominatrix and the deadly blue sea – one position which momentarily provides relief soon becomes as uncomfortable as the last.  With every jolt or squeeze, that little ball does a wonderful job of stimulating your prostate…explosive and powerful stuff indeed, while the hook yanks and pulls your posture into agonising contortions.

Just when you think it can’t get any better/worse, I have some extra tricks up my stylish sleeves. Before play even begins I might add a layer of Deep Heat, or plunge it into an ice bucket for extra thrills and chills.  Once in place some gentle encouragement with my whip or some tickle torture will force you to dance for me, increasing the internal pressure as you do so. And adding a powerful vibrator into the mix will send extra shivers up and down your spine and elsewhere too.

I might invite you to kiss my out-of-reach stiletto, or insist you clean my entire dungeon on all fours.  Or I might just relax on my throne and enjoy my slave show with the addition of some remote electrics.  You’re entirely complicit in your own torment, my cruel accomplice engaged in the sweetest act of self-sabotage.

Oh how much I LOVE these little devils. I miss them everyday like a dear friend or my favourite cocktail bar.  So are you gagging to hang out with me and my hook? Or are you still not convinced? Well once my dungeon doors are open, I bet I can change your mind. In fact I’m going to insist on it.  And I can be ever-so persuasive…